Duckrey Happenings

I haven't updated in awhile, and I don't feel like writing anything especially profound today, as I have been trying and failing to fully recover and get back on top of my work after my (extremely fun) weekend trip to visit my sister in Boston, so here is an interesting smattering of happenings going on at school at the moment:

- our principal announced today that he was leaving in December to take an assistant superintendent job in a suburb of Philly. Hopefully this won't be an out of the frying pan and into the fire kind of experience

- a car was on fire outside of school the other day. Kids were running all over the place, especially toward the fire. Sometimes I wonder if the fight/flight instinct is really intact in these kids...

- the middle school has now instituted a mandatory "homework club" for all students who are regularly failing to complete homework (brainchild of yours truly...which of course means I have to run it...). Today was our first "meeting," which consisted of all boys, one of whom was much more interested in whether or not I would bring him some of my cheez-its that I have at home than in finishing his homework...

- I have a new best buddy in the 8th grade. We got a new student on Tuesday of this week- he started out the week VERY badly, swearing at the dean and me when we told him that he was in the wrong class (he followed all the girls to my class instead of going to science with the boys). However, things have turned around since he won candy in his first day in my class for being a winner in our class debate. Now, I frequently find myself being sneak attacked by an oddly huggy 8th grade boy, but I guess I'll take what I can get.

- I have been proposed to twice in the past two days by two different boys: one was a 7th grader in my homeroom who got down on one knee and pretended to give me ring, in an attempt to get out of classwork...and the second was today- one of my 8th grade boys saw my Penn ring and said "Forget that...let me put a ring on that finger." I haven't figured out whether or not this is a step up from my last marriage proposal, which was from this guy in Amsterdam last summer:

And that's all the news (from Duckrey) that's fit to print. The weekend cannot get here fast enough.

Future Justices of the Supreme Court

Today in class we had our first-ever current events day. On Mondays, from now until May, the students have 45 minutes of planned parenthood's health and sex ed classes, which means that instead of their usual hour and a half blocks, they spend 45 minutes in health and 45 minutes with me. Now, I don't know what happened in health class (though one of the 6th graders excited told me that the Planned Parenthood man will answer questions about anything- and I can only imagine what kinds of questions he must get), but in my class it was both crazy and awesome all at the same time.

I now know why I don't see all 6 of my classes every day, like I thought might make sense. It is insane- the time flies by, the kids are crazy, we don't get half of the things done that I had planned for us to do. However, I also discovered today that my kids get really excited about current events. The cover story in this issue was about the confirmation of Justice Sotomayor to the Supreme Court, and some of the cases she will be looking at once the court's term begins (the term actually began today, which, when I pointed that out to my classes, elicited reactions from "Wow" to "That's tough"- which means good, for all of you who don't know my kids' lingo). My kids had opinions on every case, and we got to have really awesome unplanned debates on them, especially a case in which a 16 year old was given life without parole for committing armed robbery, burglary, and home invasion twice in a span of 2 years. I was especially excited to see two boys in two different classes who sit in the back and who are never engaged in the lesson excitedly sharing their knowledge about the government, volunteering to read, and offering their opinions on the cases. I think its about time to get some student government going- looks like I have some future justices in the making.

In other news, I learned a new slang term that all the cool kids are using today: in my bag. Apparently it means to get angry or annoyed or have a bad day, as in "If you don't stop talking, i'm gonna get in my bag." Do not ask me where it comes from; I have no idea, as with most of my students' slang terms. What I do know is that I used it today when my 7th grade boys wouldn't shut up and line up, as in "I'm about to get in my bag if you all don't line up and get quiet right now!" Needless to say, the kids completely lost it-I thought a couple of them might actually pee their pants. Nothing like a good "I'm not as old and uncool as you think" moment to make the day end well ;)

Christmas in October

Today, in the middle of my lesson on the colonies with the 8th grade boys, one of the NTA's (non-teaching assistants) at my school came in with a whole box of copy paper (most months I get a ream, or two if I'm lucky). I looked at him and said, "If that's all for me, this is better than Christmas." My students gave me the weirdest looks...if only they knew. Gotta love the joys of teaching in an urban school.

Also making me happy- my donor's choose magazines came today! My kids can finally learn about current events in our classroom...granted, its the September 7th issue, but hey- that's still better than any current events they've done before...